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"Dark Shadows" movie hires writer
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Ubiquitous
2010-07-25 03:25:36 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer To
Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING

EXCLUSIVE: Seth Grahame-Smith, who made his Hollywood entry writing
novels that put a macabre twist to literary classics and historical
figures, has just snagged the high profile job of writing the new
draft of Dark Shadows. The Tim Burton-directed adaptation of the 60s
daytime serial will star Johnny Depp as the vampire Barnabas Collins.
The film is slated to begin production in January at Warner Bros.
Depp’s Infinitum Nihil and Graham King’s GK Films are producing.

Warner Bros has been trying for several years to get to the starting
line on the movie adaptation of the TV series that ran on ABC from
1966-71 and had legions of fans frightened by the moody and
atmospheric storyline. (Tim Burton May Push Back 'Dark Shadows' Start
Date) Barnabas Collins (played by Jonathan Frid) was the central
figure in the groundbreaking supernatural soap. As for Tim Burton's
version, John August was the first writer hired to script the project,
based on the Dan Curtis-created characters. Grahame-Smith will be
writing a new take under Burton. He got the job on the basis of his
own bestselling novel, Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Burton and Timur
Bekmambetov bought that project out of their own money as producers,
and I hear that Bekmambetov is likely to make the film his next
directing effort.

Lionsgate has optioned Grahame-Smith’s book Pride and Prejudice and
Zombies, with David O. Russell circling as director, and Natalie
Portman starring as Elizabeth Bennett and producing a film that
injects bloodthirsty zombies into Jane Austen’s mannered literature.

Grahame-Smith also co-created with pal David Katzenberg the MTV series
The Hard Times of RJ Berger. Grahame-Smith's repped by WME.
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RichA
2010-07-26 16:10:42 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer To
Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
Wind River
2010-07-26 17:40:20 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer To
Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
I imagine a lot of people do.
Kishin
2010-07-27 19:17:30 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer To
Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
"Dark Shadows" fans care.

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Kishin
Ubiquitous
2010-07-30 02:58:59 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer
To Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
"Dark Shadows" fans care.
I just hope this second revival attempt doesn't bomb.
--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.
Wiseguy
2010-08-02 03:44:35 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer
To Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
"Dark Shadows" fans care.
I just hope this second revival attempt doesn't bomb.
fourth?
Anim8rFSK
2010-08-02 05:51:54 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer
To Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
"Dark Shadows" fans care.
I just hope this second revival attempt doesn't bomb.
fourth?
By my count, third revival attempt, fourth incarnation.
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Ubiquitous
2010-08-19 17:01:41 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer
To Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
"Dark Shadows" fans care.
I just hope this second revival attempt doesn't bomb.
fourth?
By my count, third revival attempt, fourth incarnation.
How do you reckon?
--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.
Anim8rFSK
2010-08-19 17:56:26 UTC
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Seth Grahame-Smith On 'Dark Shadows' As Tim Burton Pic Gets Closer
To Start Date With Johnny Depp As Vampire Barnabas
By MIKE FLEMING
It's not due out for three years, who cares what's happening with it
at this stage?
"Dark Shadows" fans care.
I just hope this second revival attempt doesn't bomb.
fourth?
By my count, third revival attempt, fourth incarnation.
How do you reckon?
DS-TOS, 1966 - first incarnation
DS 1991 - first revival, second incarnation
DS 2004 (unsold pilot) - second revival, third incarnation
DS 2013 - third revival, fourth incarnation

Now, if you want to count the two movies made in the 1970s with the
original casts, those wouldn't add to the 'revival' count, but since
they're alternate realities, would add to the 'incarnation' count.
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Ubiquitous
2010-08-19 22:37:31 UTC
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By my count, third revival attempt, fourth incarnation.
How do you reckon?
DS-TOS, 1966 - first incarnation
DS 1991 - first revival, second incarnation
DS 2004 (unsold pilot) - second revival, third incarnation
DS 2013 - third revival, fourth incarnation
Now, if you want to count the two movies made in the 1970s with the
original casts, those wouldn't add to the 'revival' count, but since
they're alternate realities, would add to the 'incarnation' count.
Ah, I thought the 2004 revival never got past the planning/rumour stage!
--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.
Anim8rFSK
2010-08-20 04:41:55 UTC
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By my count, third revival attempt, fourth incarnation.
How do you reckon?
DS-TOS, 1966 - first incarnation
DS 1991 - first revival, second incarnation
DS 2004 (unsold pilot) - second revival, third incarnation
DS 2013 - third revival, fourth incarnation
Now, if you want to count the two movies made in the 1970s with the
original casts, those wouldn't add to the 'revival' count, but since
they're alternate realities, would add to the 'incarnation' count.
Ah, I thought the 2004 revival never got past the planning/rumour stage!
No, they filmed it, and apparently the director was an idiot. They
spent a bundle on beautiful sets, and he shot it all in close up so none
of the money was on screen. They buried it without ever finishing it,
and even the actors who were in it and wanted to see it had to come in
and watch it in the producer's office and not get a copy. Then a few
years later they allowed it to be seen at conventions. I've never seen
it myself; I have no idea if it's out there for us to consume.
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John
2010-08-27 07:30:52 UTC
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1. "Dark Shadows" movie hires writer.

2. Writer finishes first draft and submits it to Tim Burton.

3. Tim Burton makes a lot of suggestions, and asks writer for a total
re-write making Barnabas shorter and less magnetic.

4. Writer re-writes script and adds Burton's suggestions, including
making Barnabas's cane a weapon that shoots darts, Victoria Winters has
tourette's, and Willie Loomis is a peeping tom. Roger has a boyfriend
named Fabio that he keeps tied-up in the basement in a hidden room. His
sister, Elizabeth, now owns the Blue Whale, and bartends and dreams of
retiring and opening a Black History/Korean Anime book store in Detroit.

3. After a sudden moment of inspiration, he decides to change the
setting to Malibu, California, and have Collinwood scaled down to an
expensive beach house built in the 1950's. The Old House, in this
version, was demolished to enlarge a McDonald's parking lot, but there
is still access through a manhole to the former basement. This is where
Willie will hide Barnabas.

4. Johnny Depp reads the second draft and immediatly drops out of the
film and decides to play Gilligan in the Michael Bay re-make of
"Gilligan's Island" instead.
Kishin
2010-08-29 01:55:51 UTC
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1. "Dark Shadows" movie hires writer.
2. Writer finishes first draft and submits it to Tim Burton.
3. Tim Burton makes a lot of suggestions, and asks writer for a total
re-write making Barnabas shorter and less magnetic.
4. Writer re-writes script and adds Burton's suggestions, including
making Barnabas's cane a weapon that shoots darts, Victoria Winters has
tourette's, and Willie Loomis is a peeping tom. Roger has a boyfriend
named Fabio that he keeps tied-up in the basement in a hidden room. His
sister, Elizabeth, now owns the Blue Whale, and bartends and dreams of
retiring and opening a Black History/Korean Anime book store in Detroit.
3. After a sudden moment of inspiration, he decides to change the
setting to Malibu, California, and have Collinwood scaled down to an
expensive beach house built in the 1950's. The Old House, in this
version, was demolished to enlarge a McDonald's parking lot, but there
is still access through a manhole to the former basement. This is where
Willie will hide Barnabas.
4. Johnny Depp reads the second draft and immediatly drops out of the
film and decides to play Gilligan in the Michael Bay re-make of
"Gilligan's Island" instead.
The funny thing is that I would still watch it. :-\

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Kishin

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