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When I saw myself rising from the dead with those fangs!
There are eight turning points in the story of Dark Shadows moments
when the focus and direction of the show changed forever. Four of them
are character introductions, and four are backstage events. Here they
are, in order of appearance:
?the introduction of Barnabas,
?Julias offer to cure Barnabas,
?writer Sam Hall joins the show,
?the introduction of Angelique,
?Jonathan Frids ten-city publicity tour,
?writer Ron Sproat leaves the show,
?the introduction of Quentin,
?and MGM greenlights House of Dark Shadows.
Here we are in mid-August 1969, and weve reached that final turning
point the moment when a grown-up movie studio agreed to distribute a
feature film about a daytime soap opera, using the same cast and crew,
while the TV show is still in production. Everything that happens over
the next year and a half of the show will be affected by that deeply
peculiar decision.
The story that people tell about House of Dark Shadows is that creator
Dan Curtis, like all artistic visionaries, was deeply misunderstood. He
had a burning ambition to turn his vampire soap opera into a feature
film, and nobody at the studios would believe in his dream. Finally,
Dan found a kindred spirit in James Aubrey, the president of Metro-
Goldwyn-Mayer, who recognized the value of a Dark Shadows movie and
eagerly gave it the green light.
Once the film was greenlighted, the only headache to figure out was how
to get the cast off the show for six weeks, while they filmed the
movie. Dan and the writers came up with a way to focus on the actors
who werent part of the movie cast, until the shooting was over. That
way, the movie wouldnt have a negative impact on the show, and when
shooting wrapped, everything went back to normal. On release, the movie
was such a success that it saved MGM from closing down.
That story is almost entirely false. This is actually the story of the
destruction of Dark Shadows. Its also the story of the destruction of
MGM. And like all Dark Shadows stories, the line between hero and
villain is not necessarily clear.
So this is the official starting point for the Who Killed Dark Shadows
murder mystery game, which well be playing on and off for the next
year and a half. House of Dark Shadows isnt the only one in the
lineup, but its a major suspect, and the first one on the scene.
Now, there are a lot of details about this story that I dont know. The
thing that I would most like to know is how far in advance the writers
knew they were going to write a screenplay, in addition to their
regular five-episodes-a-week schedule. But details about the pre-
history of HODS are hard to find, because I guess nobody really cares
except me. So Ill tell you what I know, and well see how far that
gets us.
Lets start with Dan Curtis the creator of Dark Shadows, who had
twice the ambition of a normal man, and half the sense. Hed managed to
nurture a tame, low-rated soap opera into a monster hit, which is
impressive considering hed never produced scripted television before.
Once the vampire was on the show and the ratings were climbing, Dan
started looking around for his next challenge.
In 1967, he produced a TV-movie adaptation of The Strange Case of Dr.
Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, which aired on ABC in America and CBC in Canada in
January 1968. The movie was scored with music by Dark Shadows Robert
Cobert, and those music cues were then adapted for Dark Shadows use.
This was an early example of Dans loyalty to the people that hes
worked with before. You should keep an eye on that characteristic,
because it turns out theres a downside.
Returning from the Jekyll and Hyde shoot, Dan decided that he wanted to
try his hand at directing, so he cut his teeth on some Dark Shadows
episodes, taking a somewhat experimental approach to the final week of
the 1795 storyline. Then Jekyll and Hyde received six Emmy nominations,
including Outstanding Dramatic Program, which continued to feed Dans
restless ambitions.
So Dan produced a pilot for a prime-time show, Dead of Night, working
with some of the Dark Shadows team, including writer Sam Hall, director
Lela Swift, actors Louis Edmonds and Thayer David, and stunt
coordinator Alex Stevens. Well talk about this program in a couple
weeks, because it airs in late August. For now, the important thing is
that Dan was starting to raid the cupboard of his already overworked
Dark Shadows family.
And then, guess what. Dans also been working on his I want to say
most ambitious project, but Ive already used the word ambitious
three times in the last nine paragraphs, so I probably need to come up
with another word for it. How about insane? Yeah, lets go with that.
Dan was working on his most insane project, which was to turn his
blockbuster hit daytime soap opera into a blockbuster hit movie, while
the show was still in production. The feature-length film would be
written by Sam Hall and Gordon Russell, directed by Dan himself, and
produced by Dan and Trevor Williams, who was the art director on Jekyll
and Hyde. None of these people had ever made a movie before.
So when Dan pitched the idea of a Dark Shadows film to various movie
studios, the studios made the obvious and correct decision, and
declined.
But here we are, on August 13th, 1969, with an announcement in Variety:
ABC Dark Soaper To Be Made Into A Feature Film. In classic Variety
style, the piece is only 54 words long, using abbreviations and cutting
all of the articles. Dark Shadows, it says, will be turned into
feature film with screenplay by Gordon Russell and Sam Hall, shows
regular writers. Feature, with Joan Bennett and Jonathan Frid starring,
is skedded to begin in Oct. in N.Y.
Couple interesting things about announcement, incl: no mention of
studio, and skedded in Oct. Feature actually lensed late March. So what
that about?
Well, theres another relevant article in Variety on August 13th, with
the headline: MGMs Tenderest Hour: Fighting Now vs Compromise. And
then a sub-heading: Kerkorian Acquires 24% at $35; May Go for 30% of
MGM Shares; Lawyer Sees Control Already Had.
Investor Kirk Kerkorian was known as one of the architects of the
mega-casino resort industry in Las Vegas. In 1969, he built the worlds
largest hotel, the International Hotel, and he followed this up in
1973 by building the worlds largest hotel, the MGM Grand Hotel and
Casino. Twenty years later, he built the worlds largest hotel, which
was also called the MGM Grand. Dude liked his big hotels.
Now, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer had been in trouble for a while, losing money
at a fast clip. In 1966, MGM was taken over by Edgar Bronfman, the head
of Canadian distillery Seagrams. Bronfman booted the MGM president,
and replaced him with Louis Bo Polk Jr, an executive from General
Mills. It didnt work out that well.
In summer 1969, Kerkorian turned his attention to MGM, and he bought up
enough stock to get a controlling interest. During August and
September, there was a lot of confusion about Kerkorians plans for the
studio, and whether he would continue working with Bronfman and Polk.
By the beginning of October, Kerkorian made a definite move, announcing
that he would replace Polk as MGM president with Herb Jaffee, a VP from
United Artists. Then it turned out that Jaffee said no, so Kerkorian
had to find someone else.
Anyway, the reason why Im telling you all of this is that this is the
period when MGM inked a deal for Dark Shadows. That ABC Dark Soaper
announcement appeared in Variety just as the Bronfman/Kerkorian
situation exploded. The article said that Dark Shadows was skedded to
begin in Oct., but when Oct. rolled around, it still wasnt clear who
was actually running the studio.
I dont know what Dark Shadows would have done in Oct. anyway, even if
they went with that plan. In Oct., the show was still deep in the
Quentin/Petofi storyline. Oct. was not optimal.
Then on October 21st, Kerkorian installed James Aubrey as the new
president of MGM. Aubreys going to be an important figure in Dark
Shadows history, and everybody gets him wrong.
In the traditional story about House of Dark Shadows, Aubrey is a hero,
the guy who believed in Dans vision. Heres how its described in the
1990 book The Dark Shadows Companion:
It took two long, persistent years to find a backer the
newly-installed president of MGM James Aubrey, who took a
look at the attractive, minimally projected costs and the
strong identity from TV and said, Lets go what the devil
are we waiting for? Former head of CBS, Aubrey understood
the power of the small screen and had no problem with
translating that power to the big screen.
Yeah. Okay. About that.
James Aubrey was the head of CBS Network from 1959 to 1965, and hes
credited with making CBS not just the top television network in
America, but the top entertainment provider in the world at that time.
A Life magazine article said, In the long history of human
communications, from tom-tom to Telstar, no one man had a lock on such
enormous audiences as James Thomas Aubrey, Jr.
Aubrey accomplished this by going as lowbrow as he possibly could. His
biggest hit was The Beverly Hillbillies, a No. 1 hit sitcom about a
family of country rubes who move to Los Angeles after striking oil on
their farm. It was an incredibly stupid and incredibly popular show,
aimed directly at what Aubrey called the soft underbelly of America.
He wanted simple-minded sitcoms with rural and fantasy themes, aimed at
the lowest common denominator Mister Ed, Gilligans Island, My
Favorite Martian, The Munsters, Green Acres, The Andy Griffith Show,
Petticoat Junction, and a revived Candid Camera.
He was also the most hated person in the entertainment industry. Like,
really, really hated. Ive never seen anything like it; I cant find a
single person willing to say a nice word about him. Even his New York
Times obituary calls him the smiling cobra. He was a demanding
workaholic, ruthless and treacherous and impossible to please.
His personal life was apparently notorious, although its hard to find
people talking about it in detail. In Time magazine, he said, I dont
pretend to be any saint. If anyone wants to indict me for liking pretty
girls, Im guilty. So just imagine what you had to do in the early
1960s, for people to criticize what you did with pretty girls. Yikes.
Aubrey was finally deposed in 1965, after the FCC investigated him and
determined that he was taking kickbacks from producers in exchange for
favorable treatment. Apparently, his apartment was paid for by the head
of Filmways, the production company that made The Beverly Hillbillies
and Mister Ed. Another producer with Mafia connections provided Aubrey
with a second chauffeur-driven car, so that he could pursue his after-
hours entertainment without CBS knowing about it. Also, Aubreys picks
for the 64-65 season all tanked, so that was the end of him and CBS.
So with that kind of reputation, why would Kerkorian put Aubrey in
charge of MGM? Well, thats another funny story.
Kirk Kerkorian wasnt a movie buff; he was a real estate developer. And
MGM had some assets Kerkorian wanted namely, big expensive movie
studios sitting on prime real estate in Los Angeles and London.
Kerkorian hired Aubrey to close down MGMs studios, cancel projects,
fire people and sell off the valuable assets.
And it was more than just the real estate. A few months after Aubrey
started, MGM sold off its huge inventory of props, sets and costumes to
a liquidation company. They even leased the stock footage library. They
might as well have posted signs in the windows: Lost Our Lease,
Everything Must Go.
For the next four years, Aubrey produced a slate of lowbrow, low-budget
movies that would keep the company afloat, while it was being carved up
and sold. Under his tenure, MGM withdrew from the MPAA over
disagreements about ratings and exorbitant dues charges. Then in
1971, they announced that they were going to build hotels in Las Vegas.
Remember Kerkorian building the worlds largest hotel, the MGM Grand?
They did that instead of making movies.
In 1973, MGM shut down theatrical distribution, and Aubrey resigned,
saying The job I agreed to undertake has been accomplished. So thats
James Aubrey.
Okay, back to Dark Shadows. On February 11th, 1970 six months after
the first announcement there was another short piece in Variety:
Theatricalize ABC-TV Dark Shadows for MGM. Previously foreshadowed
plans to make a feature pic version of ABC-TVs fangy soaper Dark
Shadows have been finalized for release by MGM, it said. Production
is scheduled to start in New York in April.
So this would be the moment that Aubrey looked at the plans and said,
Lets go what the devil are we waiting for? But it wasnt because
he believed in Dans vision, or understood the power of the small
screen. He gave the green light to Dark Shadows because it was cheap,
lowbrow, and filmed entirely on location in upstate New York.
The Lyndhurst mansion in Tarrytown was a beautiful old ruin, which made
a perfect Collinwood. More importantly for Kerkorian and Aubrey, it
wasnt occupying any valuable Los Angeles real estate.
Its true that House of Dark Shadows did pretty well at the box office,
which helped MGM turn a profit that year. But the movie didnt save
MGM, as people sometimes say. House of Dark Shadows was part of the
four-year process that turned a movie studio into the worlds biggest
hotel.
Oh, and James Aubrey was the guy who told Dan in 1971 that Night of
Dark Shadows was too long, and he had 24 hours to cut 35 minutes out of
the picture. So much for the power of the small screen.
Now, as I said, I dont actually know very much about what the Dark
Shadows writers, producers and actors did between the first
announcement in August and the finalized plans in February.
Heres what I know: The shooting script reproduced in The Dark Shadows
Movie Book says Second Draft Screenplay, and its dated February 24,
1970. Shooting on the film started on March 23rd not April, as the
Variety article said.
In order to accommodate the cast filming the movie, Dan and the writers
created Parallel Time, an alternate universe where they could clear out
all the characters they needed in Tarrytown. So they moved Barnabas,
Julia, Liz, Roger, Carolyn, Maggie, Willie and David off the canvas for
six weeks, and handed the show to Quentin, Angelique, Cyrus, Sabrina,
Bruno, Amy and a team of short-term fill-in characters. When the
shooting was over, everybody came back to ABC Studio 16, and kept on
making Dark Shadows.
But thats half a year away, so why am I talking about this now?
Well, theres a big mystery coming up in the next few months: the
transition from 1897 to the Leviathan storyline.
Right now, here in mid-August, Dark Shadows is about to reach its
absolute peak, both in the ratings and creatively. The 1897 storyline
is almost universally regarded as the best period of the shows run
especially in its last few months, when Barnabas, Quentin, Angelique,
Julia, Reverend Trask and Count Petofi are all running circles around
each other, scheming and making plans and being utterly preposterous.
This is a team these writers, these actors, these producers who
have finally figured out how to make Dark Shadows.
And then the show falls apart.
In an episode taped on October 29th the month that the Dark Shadows
film was originally skedded for shooting Barnabas Collins runs across
two strangers in the woods, who paralyze him and lay him out on an
altar. They perform a curious ritual and hand him a spooky box, and now
Barnabas is evil, and super interested in antiques.
And suddenly theres this abrupt drop in the quality of the show. You
can actually see it happen in the middle of an episode. Things are
super thrilling and funny and heartbreaking, and then the Leviathans
appear, and everything goes downhill.
A bunch of new characters are introduced who arent very appealing. The
amazing kaiju team that made 1897 soar Barnabas, Julia, Quentin and
Angelique are split up, distant and suspicious of each other. The
best period of the show suddenly becomes one of the worst periods of
the show.
What could possibly have happened in the fall of 1969 to knock the Dark
Shadows creative team off their game like that?
Oh, right in the middle of August, they suddenly have to write a
feature film screenplay, plus they have to figure out how theyre going
to get half of the cast off the show by October. Then things get weird
with MGM, and nobodys sure whos running the place. The movie gets
delayed, and now the writers have to figure out what to do if half the
cast isnt leaving for six weeks in October. You can imagine how that
might be kind of a distraction.
There are only three people on the Dark Shadows writing team Sam
Hall, Gordon Russell and Violet Welles and theyre doing an insanely
hard job, writing half an hour of witty, action-packed, character-led,
plot-twisty melodrama every day, from now until the foreseeable future.
And finally, this team has clicked they like each other, and theyre
all heading in the same direction, and theyre producing really good
work. Thats why the show is doing so well.
But then you ask them to write the Dead of Night pilot, and a movie
treatment, and a plan for splitting the cast in two, and then a full
screenplay right away, because were skedded for October.
This is why, six months later, they came up with the concept of
Parallel Time. The fantasy of Parallel Time is that everybody has a
double, who can do half of your work.
The upside of Dans loyalty is that he gets to work with the people
that he knows and trusts. The downside is that he will run these people
into the ground, and that is exactly what happens.
In a few months, when we leave 1897 and return to the present day, what
we find is a wounded show. Its the kind of storyline that you get when
everyone is tired and distracted and pulled in several directions. The
Leviathans bring Barnabas to their sacred altar, and everything after
that is an exhausted shrug.
Nobody knows whats going to happen, so its impossible to make plans.
Dark Shadows doesnt go in much for plans anyway theyve gotten this
far by falling downstairs once a day, and coming back up with a script
but there is a limit, and it is called when do we have to write half
the cast off the show. The Dark Shadows that we see in November is
much less sure of itself, and they havent even met James Aubrey yet.
Its not all gloom from here, of course there are lots of bright
spots in the Leviathan storyline, and when everyone comes back from
shooting the movie, they manage to rally and do some good work. But
were going to see what happens when you take an under-resourced team
of lunatics, and push them beyond their limits.
This is the final turning point in the story. Starting this week, Dark
Shadows will never be the same, not that it was ever the same to begin
with.
Tomorrow: War and Peace.
Footnote:
Some of the material about James Aubrey and CBS came from The Columbia
History of American Television, a 2009 book that I highly recommend.
Its a really smart, well-written account of how television was
invented, how it became popular, and all the sudden leaps and false
starts as it basically took over America and the world. If youre
interested in how television got to be the way that it is, you should
read this book.
Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:
The boom mic dips into frame as Petofi enters Tates cottage.
Theres a lot of studio noise at the beginning of Charity and Beths
scene in the drawing room loud creaks, then a series of dull thuds.
When Tate approaches his door, theres another loud noise from the
studio.
Somethings wrong with the lights when Petofi talks to Tate about
Quentins secret; they perform the scene in shadow.
The first five seconds of Act 3 are silent, then the music cuts in.
When Quentin stands up to answer the door, the camera catches a bit of
the overhead studio lights, and then corrects.
Charity barks, Dont you dare to be polite to me, Mr. Fenn-Gibbons!
Behind the Scenes:
The colorful afghan shows up again today, this time on the couch in
Tates cottage. We last saw it early last week, wrapped around Lenores
crib at Mrs. Fillmores house.
Tomorrow: War and Peace.
There are eight turning points in the story of Dark Shadows moments
when the focus and direction of the show changed forever. Four of them
are character introductions, and four are backstage events. Here they
are, in order of appearance:
?the introduction of Barnabas,
?Julias offer to cure Barnabas,
?writer Sam Hall joins the show,
?the introduction of Angelique,
?Jonathan Frids ten-city publicity tour,
?writer Ron Sproat leaves the show,
?the introduction of Quentin,
?and MGM greenlights House of Dark Shadows.
Here we are in mid-August 1969, and weve reached that final turning
point the moment when a grown-up movie studio agreed to distribute a
feature film about a daytime soap opera, using the same cast and crew,
while the TV show is still in production. Everything that happens over
the next year and a half of the show will be affected by that deeply
peculiar decision.
The story that people tell about House of Dark Shadows is that creator
Dan Curtis, like all artistic visionaries, was deeply misunderstood. He
had a burning ambition to turn his vampire soap opera into a feature
film, and nobody at the studios would believe in his dream. Finally,
Dan found a kindred spirit in James Aubrey, the president of Metro-
Goldwyn-Mayer, who recognized the value of a Dark Shadows movie and
eagerly gave it the green light.
Once the film was greenlighted, the only headache to figure out was how
to get the cast off the show for six weeks, while they filmed the
movie. Dan and the writers came up with a way to focus on the actors
who werent part of the movie cast, until the shooting was over. That
way, the movie wouldnt have a negative impact on the show, and when
shooting wrapped, everything went back to normal. On release, the movie
was such a success that it saved MGM from closing down.
That story is almost entirely false. This is actually the story of the
destruction of Dark Shadows. Its also the story of the destruction of
MGM. And like all Dark Shadows stories, the line between hero and
villain is not necessarily clear.
So this is the official starting point for the Who Killed Dark Shadows
murder mystery game, which well be playing on and off for the next
year and a half. House of Dark Shadows isnt the only one in the
lineup, but its a major suspect, and the first one on the scene.
Now, there are a lot of details about this story that I dont know. The
thing that I would most like to know is how far in advance the writers
knew they were going to write a screenplay, in addition to their
regular five-episodes-a-week schedule. But details about the pre-
history of HODS are hard to find, because I guess nobody really cares
except me. So Ill tell you what I know, and well see how far that
gets us.
Lets start with Dan Curtis the creator of Dark Shadows, who had
twice the ambition of a normal man, and half the sense. Hed managed to
nurture a tame, low-rated soap opera into a monster hit, which is
impressive considering hed never produced scripted television before.
Once the vampire was on the show and the ratings were climbing, Dan
started looking around for his next challenge.
In 1967, he produced a TV-movie adaptation of The Strange Case of Dr.
Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, which aired on ABC in America and CBC in Canada in
January 1968. The movie was scored with music by Dark Shadows Robert
Cobert, and those music cues were then adapted for Dark Shadows use.
This was an early example of Dans loyalty to the people that hes
worked with before. You should keep an eye on that characteristic,
because it turns out theres a downside.
Returning from the Jekyll and Hyde shoot, Dan decided that he wanted to
try his hand at directing, so he cut his teeth on some Dark Shadows
episodes, taking a somewhat experimental approach to the final week of
the 1795 storyline. Then Jekyll and Hyde received six Emmy nominations,
including Outstanding Dramatic Program, which continued to feed Dans
restless ambitions.
So Dan produced a pilot for a prime-time show, Dead of Night, working
with some of the Dark Shadows team, including writer Sam Hall, director
Lela Swift, actors Louis Edmonds and Thayer David, and stunt
coordinator Alex Stevens. Well talk about this program in a couple
weeks, because it airs in late August. For now, the important thing is
that Dan was starting to raid the cupboard of his already overworked
Dark Shadows family.
And then, guess what. Dans also been working on his I want to say
most ambitious project, but Ive already used the word ambitious
three times in the last nine paragraphs, so I probably need to come up
with another word for it. How about insane? Yeah, lets go with that.
Dan was working on his most insane project, which was to turn his
blockbuster hit daytime soap opera into a blockbuster hit movie, while
the show was still in production. The feature-length film would be
written by Sam Hall and Gordon Russell, directed by Dan himself, and
produced by Dan and Trevor Williams, who was the art director on Jekyll
and Hyde. None of these people had ever made a movie before.
So when Dan pitched the idea of a Dark Shadows film to various movie
studios, the studios made the obvious and correct decision, and
declined.
But here we are, on August 13th, 1969, with an announcement in Variety:
ABC Dark Soaper To Be Made Into A Feature Film. In classic Variety
style, the piece is only 54 words long, using abbreviations and cutting
all of the articles. Dark Shadows, it says, will be turned into
feature film with screenplay by Gordon Russell and Sam Hall, shows
regular writers. Feature, with Joan Bennett and Jonathan Frid starring,
is skedded to begin in Oct. in N.Y.
Couple interesting things about announcement, incl: no mention of
studio, and skedded in Oct. Feature actually lensed late March. So what
that about?
Well, theres another relevant article in Variety on August 13th, with
the headline: MGMs Tenderest Hour: Fighting Now vs Compromise. And
then a sub-heading: Kerkorian Acquires 24% at $35; May Go for 30% of
MGM Shares; Lawyer Sees Control Already Had.
Investor Kirk Kerkorian was known as one of the architects of the
mega-casino resort industry in Las Vegas. In 1969, he built the worlds
largest hotel, the International Hotel, and he followed this up in
1973 by building the worlds largest hotel, the MGM Grand Hotel and
Casino. Twenty years later, he built the worlds largest hotel, which
was also called the MGM Grand. Dude liked his big hotels.
Now, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer had been in trouble for a while, losing money
at a fast clip. In 1966, MGM was taken over by Edgar Bronfman, the head
of Canadian distillery Seagrams. Bronfman booted the MGM president,
and replaced him with Louis Bo Polk Jr, an executive from General
Mills. It didnt work out that well.
In summer 1969, Kerkorian turned his attention to MGM, and he bought up
enough stock to get a controlling interest. During August and
September, there was a lot of confusion about Kerkorians plans for the
studio, and whether he would continue working with Bronfman and Polk.
By the beginning of October, Kerkorian made a definite move, announcing
that he would replace Polk as MGM president with Herb Jaffee, a VP from
United Artists. Then it turned out that Jaffee said no, so Kerkorian
had to find someone else.
Anyway, the reason why Im telling you all of this is that this is the
period when MGM inked a deal for Dark Shadows. That ABC Dark Soaper
announcement appeared in Variety just as the Bronfman/Kerkorian
situation exploded. The article said that Dark Shadows was skedded to
begin in Oct., but when Oct. rolled around, it still wasnt clear who
was actually running the studio.
I dont know what Dark Shadows would have done in Oct. anyway, even if
they went with that plan. In Oct., the show was still deep in the
Quentin/Petofi storyline. Oct. was not optimal.
Then on October 21st, Kerkorian installed James Aubrey as the new
president of MGM. Aubreys going to be an important figure in Dark
Shadows history, and everybody gets him wrong.
In the traditional story about House of Dark Shadows, Aubrey is a hero,
the guy who believed in Dans vision. Heres how its described in the
1990 book The Dark Shadows Companion:
It took two long, persistent years to find a backer the
newly-installed president of MGM James Aubrey, who took a
look at the attractive, minimally projected costs and the
strong identity from TV and said, Lets go what the devil
are we waiting for? Former head of CBS, Aubrey understood
the power of the small screen and had no problem with
translating that power to the big screen.
Yeah. Okay. About that.
James Aubrey was the head of CBS Network from 1959 to 1965, and hes
credited with making CBS not just the top television network in
America, but the top entertainment provider in the world at that time.
A Life magazine article said, In the long history of human
communications, from tom-tom to Telstar, no one man had a lock on such
enormous audiences as James Thomas Aubrey, Jr.
Aubrey accomplished this by going as lowbrow as he possibly could. His
biggest hit was The Beverly Hillbillies, a No. 1 hit sitcom about a
family of country rubes who move to Los Angeles after striking oil on
their farm. It was an incredibly stupid and incredibly popular show,
aimed directly at what Aubrey called the soft underbelly of America.
He wanted simple-minded sitcoms with rural and fantasy themes, aimed at
the lowest common denominator Mister Ed, Gilligans Island, My
Favorite Martian, The Munsters, Green Acres, The Andy Griffith Show,
Petticoat Junction, and a revived Candid Camera.
He was also the most hated person in the entertainment industry. Like,
really, really hated. Ive never seen anything like it; I cant find a
single person willing to say a nice word about him. Even his New York
Times obituary calls him the smiling cobra. He was a demanding
workaholic, ruthless and treacherous and impossible to please.
His personal life was apparently notorious, although its hard to find
people talking about it in detail. In Time magazine, he said, I dont
pretend to be any saint. If anyone wants to indict me for liking pretty
girls, Im guilty. So just imagine what you had to do in the early
1960s, for people to criticize what you did with pretty girls. Yikes.
Aubrey was finally deposed in 1965, after the FCC investigated him and
determined that he was taking kickbacks from producers in exchange for
favorable treatment. Apparently, his apartment was paid for by the head
of Filmways, the production company that made The Beverly Hillbillies
and Mister Ed. Another producer with Mafia connections provided Aubrey
with a second chauffeur-driven car, so that he could pursue his after-
hours entertainment without CBS knowing about it. Also, Aubreys picks
for the 64-65 season all tanked, so that was the end of him and CBS.
So with that kind of reputation, why would Kerkorian put Aubrey in
charge of MGM? Well, thats another funny story.
Kirk Kerkorian wasnt a movie buff; he was a real estate developer. And
MGM had some assets Kerkorian wanted namely, big expensive movie
studios sitting on prime real estate in Los Angeles and London.
Kerkorian hired Aubrey to close down MGMs studios, cancel projects,
fire people and sell off the valuable assets.
And it was more than just the real estate. A few months after Aubrey
started, MGM sold off its huge inventory of props, sets and costumes to
a liquidation company. They even leased the stock footage library. They
might as well have posted signs in the windows: Lost Our Lease,
Everything Must Go.
For the next four years, Aubrey produced a slate of lowbrow, low-budget
movies that would keep the company afloat, while it was being carved up
and sold. Under his tenure, MGM withdrew from the MPAA over
disagreements about ratings and exorbitant dues charges. Then in
1971, they announced that they were going to build hotels in Las Vegas.
Remember Kerkorian building the worlds largest hotel, the MGM Grand?
They did that instead of making movies.
In 1973, MGM shut down theatrical distribution, and Aubrey resigned,
saying The job I agreed to undertake has been accomplished. So thats
James Aubrey.
Okay, back to Dark Shadows. On February 11th, 1970 six months after
the first announcement there was another short piece in Variety:
Theatricalize ABC-TV Dark Shadows for MGM. Previously foreshadowed
plans to make a feature pic version of ABC-TVs fangy soaper Dark
Shadows have been finalized for release by MGM, it said. Production
is scheduled to start in New York in April.
So this would be the moment that Aubrey looked at the plans and said,
Lets go what the devil are we waiting for? But it wasnt because
he believed in Dans vision, or understood the power of the small
screen. He gave the green light to Dark Shadows because it was cheap,
lowbrow, and filmed entirely on location in upstate New York.
The Lyndhurst mansion in Tarrytown was a beautiful old ruin, which made
a perfect Collinwood. More importantly for Kerkorian and Aubrey, it
wasnt occupying any valuable Los Angeles real estate.
Its true that House of Dark Shadows did pretty well at the box office,
which helped MGM turn a profit that year. But the movie didnt save
MGM, as people sometimes say. House of Dark Shadows was part of the
four-year process that turned a movie studio into the worlds biggest
hotel.
Oh, and James Aubrey was the guy who told Dan in 1971 that Night of
Dark Shadows was too long, and he had 24 hours to cut 35 minutes out of
the picture. So much for the power of the small screen.
Now, as I said, I dont actually know very much about what the Dark
Shadows writers, producers and actors did between the first
announcement in August and the finalized plans in February.
Heres what I know: The shooting script reproduced in The Dark Shadows
Movie Book says Second Draft Screenplay, and its dated February 24,
1970. Shooting on the film started on March 23rd not April, as the
Variety article said.
In order to accommodate the cast filming the movie, Dan and the writers
created Parallel Time, an alternate universe where they could clear out
all the characters they needed in Tarrytown. So they moved Barnabas,
Julia, Liz, Roger, Carolyn, Maggie, Willie and David off the canvas for
six weeks, and handed the show to Quentin, Angelique, Cyrus, Sabrina,
Bruno, Amy and a team of short-term fill-in characters. When the
shooting was over, everybody came back to ABC Studio 16, and kept on
making Dark Shadows.
But thats half a year away, so why am I talking about this now?
Well, theres a big mystery coming up in the next few months: the
transition from 1897 to the Leviathan storyline.
Right now, here in mid-August, Dark Shadows is about to reach its
absolute peak, both in the ratings and creatively. The 1897 storyline
is almost universally regarded as the best period of the shows run
especially in its last few months, when Barnabas, Quentin, Angelique,
Julia, Reverend Trask and Count Petofi are all running circles around
each other, scheming and making plans and being utterly preposterous.
This is a team these writers, these actors, these producers who
have finally figured out how to make Dark Shadows.
And then the show falls apart.
In an episode taped on October 29th the month that the Dark Shadows
film was originally skedded for shooting Barnabas Collins runs across
two strangers in the woods, who paralyze him and lay him out on an
altar. They perform a curious ritual and hand him a spooky box, and now
Barnabas is evil, and super interested in antiques.
And suddenly theres this abrupt drop in the quality of the show. You
can actually see it happen in the middle of an episode. Things are
super thrilling and funny and heartbreaking, and then the Leviathans
appear, and everything goes downhill.
A bunch of new characters are introduced who arent very appealing. The
amazing kaiju team that made 1897 soar Barnabas, Julia, Quentin and
Angelique are split up, distant and suspicious of each other. The
best period of the show suddenly becomes one of the worst periods of
the show.
What could possibly have happened in the fall of 1969 to knock the Dark
Shadows creative team off their game like that?
Oh, right in the middle of August, they suddenly have to write a
feature film screenplay, plus they have to figure out how theyre going
to get half of the cast off the show by October. Then things get weird
with MGM, and nobodys sure whos running the place. The movie gets
delayed, and now the writers have to figure out what to do if half the
cast isnt leaving for six weeks in October. You can imagine how that
might be kind of a distraction.
There are only three people on the Dark Shadows writing team Sam
Hall, Gordon Russell and Violet Welles and theyre doing an insanely
hard job, writing half an hour of witty, action-packed, character-led,
plot-twisty melodrama every day, from now until the foreseeable future.
And finally, this team has clicked they like each other, and theyre
all heading in the same direction, and theyre producing really good
work. Thats why the show is doing so well.
But then you ask them to write the Dead of Night pilot, and a movie
treatment, and a plan for splitting the cast in two, and then a full
screenplay right away, because were skedded for October.
This is why, six months later, they came up with the concept of
Parallel Time. The fantasy of Parallel Time is that everybody has a
double, who can do half of your work.
The upside of Dans loyalty is that he gets to work with the people
that he knows and trusts. The downside is that he will run these people
into the ground, and that is exactly what happens.
In a few months, when we leave 1897 and return to the present day, what
we find is a wounded show. Its the kind of storyline that you get when
everyone is tired and distracted and pulled in several directions. The
Leviathans bring Barnabas to their sacred altar, and everything after
that is an exhausted shrug.
Nobody knows whats going to happen, so its impossible to make plans.
Dark Shadows doesnt go in much for plans anyway theyve gotten this
far by falling downstairs once a day, and coming back up with a script
but there is a limit, and it is called when do we have to write half
the cast off the show. The Dark Shadows that we see in November is
much less sure of itself, and they havent even met James Aubrey yet.
Its not all gloom from here, of course there are lots of bright
spots in the Leviathan storyline, and when everyone comes back from
shooting the movie, they manage to rally and do some good work. But
were going to see what happens when you take an under-resourced team
of lunatics, and push them beyond their limits.
This is the final turning point in the story. Starting this week, Dark
Shadows will never be the same, not that it was ever the same to begin
with.
Tomorrow: War and Peace.
Footnote:
Some of the material about James Aubrey and CBS came from The Columbia
History of American Television, a 2009 book that I highly recommend.
Its a really smart, well-written account of how television was
invented, how it became popular, and all the sudden leaps and false
starts as it basically took over America and the world. If youre
interested in how television got to be the way that it is, you should
read this book.
Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:
The boom mic dips into frame as Petofi enters Tates cottage.
Theres a lot of studio noise at the beginning of Charity and Beths
scene in the drawing room loud creaks, then a series of dull thuds.
When Tate approaches his door, theres another loud noise from the
studio.
Somethings wrong with the lights when Petofi talks to Tate about
Quentins secret; they perform the scene in shadow.
The first five seconds of Act 3 are silent, then the music cuts in.
When Quentin stands up to answer the door, the camera catches a bit of
the overhead studio lights, and then corrects.
Charity barks, Dont you dare to be polite to me, Mr. Fenn-Gibbons!
Behind the Scenes:
The colorful afghan shows up again today, this time on the couch in
Tates cottage. We last saw it early last week, wrapped around Lenores
crib at Mrs. Fillmores house.
Tomorrow: War and Peace.
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